Who would you invite to your celebrity dinner party?
OH! This one is easy! Hands down, I would invite Ellen Degeneres. And we would probably eat this wonderful dish on her site, gluten-free spaghetti and lentil meatballs. Why? Because she is awesome! If I ever become famous, I want to be as caring, generous, and awesome as she is. I mean, that’s not why we’re eating the dish. That’s why I am inviting her. She is my inspiration.
I guess I should invite other celebrities to my dinner party too. How many do you invite to a dinner party anyway? Let me look that up… Well, crap. You decide how many people to invite.
Okay, so I am counting the chairs in my living room (where we eat) and we have ten sitting places. Four seats are for me, my two sons (they would kill me if I didn’t invite them), and my son’s girlfriend. Ellen is already coming over which means we can invite five celebrities without having to borrow chairs or have people sit on the floor.
My five other celebrities for my dinner party
Pitbull, the rapper. I would invite him just because I like his music, he is rather sexy, and I actually ran into him in public before. I doubt he would remember me but, it was pretty awesome and he was really nice. That kind of stuff sticks with me.
John Travolta because he is one of my favorite actors. I feel like he is a lot like me, funny, fun-loving, and has a good heart. I also grieved when I learned his son had died. I don’t know why, I just feel drawn to him. Not in a sexual way. Just a “I think we could be friends” way.
Constance Shulman because… well, this has no logical reasoning. But She grew up in Tennessee which is where I lived for a decade. She did the voice of Patty Mayonnaise for the cartoon Doug, one of my favorite cartoons. I also know a lady that ran into while she was grocery shopping and she said she was really nice. I also like her in Orange is the New Black. So she is invited.
Johnny Depp because he is so cool. I loved him in 21 Jump Street (the TV show) and everything I have seen with him in it. The first movie I saw with him in it was Cry-Baby. I love slapstick comedy (sometimes). Also, someone in my family did a genealogy research and found out he is our tenth cousin. Pretty cool!
Oprah Winfrey because WHY NOT! It’s Oprah! I had dreams of meeting her too. Her and Ellen are my top two favorite inspirational people of all time.
Dolly Pardon because I was named after her (according to one parent). And I get compared to her a lot. And I like her music. And there is a theme park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee with her name (and mine) called Dollywood. One day I will visit this place. She seems like a sweetheart.
Okay, that was seven people. It’s okay though, I will borrow a chair or something.
Now to start planning the rest of the menu… We’ll be playing Ellen Degeneres games for entertainment. I can dream big!